Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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