I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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