She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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