i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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