discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize