we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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