I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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