Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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