So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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