did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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