I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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