Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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