I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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