the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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