Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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