I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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