If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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