Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
