I bet he comes in French.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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