thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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