what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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