Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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