I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize