You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just pee around me
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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