Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
