he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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