just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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