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(718): View more from New York

They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule

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(913): View more from Kansas

The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.

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(520): View more from Arizona

Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman

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(707): View more from California

Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!

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(620): View more from Kansas

Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came

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