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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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