The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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