her vagine was all disorganized.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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