the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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