it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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