careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
