U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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