Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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