I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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