yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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