I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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