I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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