I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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