the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
