There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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