Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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