Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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