This dress was meant to end up on your floor
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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