Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
This is not my ceiling
I wish you could order shots online.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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