I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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