If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Green mimosas i think yes
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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