yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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