I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
