Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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