yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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