i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
4 words: hood of his car
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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