I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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