You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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