Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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