We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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